heyoo.. another boring day had passed.. $%^& ! msn did not come today.. talk cock in class with bert and shiv. oh yeah.. had a celebration for "june babies" after school today.. just went there to see ppl sing bday song then left with my darling blah blah blah.. today's theme is called.. PORTUGAL vs HOLLAND * everyone in school kept arguing who win in tmr's semi-final of port vs holland.. well~ i'm with portugal ! hahaha.. only me, terence, rui and deanson support port! the rest all holland.. stupid dutch fans! actually quite happy cause the 2 teams i support in europe ( czech and portugal ) went all the way to semi-finals.. hhaha.. but with they both meet at the finals.. i really dunno who to support .. lol! bet $10 on portugal to win holland.. yeah so wish me good luck to kick all the dutch fans' ass! hah.. talking about yesterday.. went to my younger sis' choir concert.. felt very tired so i slept throughout the first half of it.. then went to eat at somewhere near the national stadium.. when we ordered the food.. there was blackout.. after we ate finish then the electricity came back.. wtf lor! went home at around 11pm.. called my darling.. accidentally woke her up from her lalaland.. lols!.. got this really crappy joke.. just read it.. dun ask why its crappy..

Ancient Chinese Torture

A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by an ancient Chinese man with a long, grey beard. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the Chinese man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will inflict upon you the three worst Chinese tortures known to man." "Ok," said the man, thinking that the daughter must be pretty old as well, and entered the house. Before dinner, the daughter came down the stairs. She was young,beautiful, and had a fantastic figure. She was obviously attracted to the young man since she couldn't keep her eyes off him during the meal. Remembering the old man's warning, he ignored her and went up to bed alone. But during he night, he could bear it no longer, and sneaked into her room for a night of passion. He was careful to keep everything quiet so the old man wouldn't hear. Near dawn he crept back to his room, exhausted, but happy. He woke to feel a pressure on his chest. Opening his eyes he saw a large rock on his chest with a note on it that read, "Chinese Torture 1: Large rock on chest." "Well, that's pretty crappy," he thought. "If that's the best the old man can do then I don't have much to worry about." He picked the boulder up, walked over to the window and threw the boulder out. As he did so he noticed another note on it that read: "Chinese Torture 2: Rock tied to left testicle." In a panic he glanced down and saw the rope that was already getting close to the end. Figuring that a few broken bones was better than castration, he jumped out of the window after the boulder. As he plummeted downward he saw a large sign on the ground that read, "Chinese Torture 3: Right testicle tied to bedpost."